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Why did the bus stop Because it from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing.
A man trying to get on an from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!' shouted the man. 'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked. I'm the driver,' replied the man.
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's full up!' 'But you must let me on!' shouted the man. 'Why, what's so special about you?' they asked. I'm the driver,' replied the man.
When you go for a bus ride from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
As the bus came to the stop from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
Passenger Will this bus take me to from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
How can you kill an idiot with from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.
Teacher Tommy Russell youre late again Tommy from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again. Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier one.
A man standing at a bus stop from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.
Whats the difference between a bus driver from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
Roger was sitting in a very full from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."
Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."
Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare? Because he was skint.
What would you get if you crossed from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
What do monsters play when they are from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash.
Why did the bat miss the bus from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.
What did the bus conductor say to from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.
What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.
Bus passenger Id like a ticket to from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?
Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?
How do eels get around the seabed from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.
How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.
Crosseyed monster When I grow up I from Flashcomment Bus jokes Jokes
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
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